i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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