plz talk dirty to me
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
and she was petting her beer can
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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