Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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