Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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