PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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