is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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