Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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