P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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