Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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