He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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