I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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