talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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