I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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