I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I've blown a few things in my day
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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