shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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