Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I am naked and annoyed.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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