Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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