thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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