Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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