I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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