Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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