why didn't you poke me back
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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