i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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