During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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