Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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