i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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