I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
wow bdsm is so cute
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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