I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
True strength comes from lack of pants
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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