he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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