Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
