lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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