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I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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