Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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