do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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