Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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