he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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