Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can I color on your dick again?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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