I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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