yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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