With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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