Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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