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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right.  I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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• (916): View more from California

  Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  there were more penises there than on chat roulette

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned

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• (713): View more from Texas

  screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance

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• (925): View more from California

  Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.

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  If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.

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