well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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