He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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