what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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