Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Betty ford says i'm here all night
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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