idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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