i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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