check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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