508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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