Me. At least after what I've been through.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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