Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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