About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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