im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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