my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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