HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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